Saturday, September 13, 2014

*chuckling -Joe Quirino introducing Ms. Jean Saburit -Alma Moreno

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At dinner we were recalling classic bits from local TV in the 1980s and 1990s. As far as I know none of them have turned up on YouTube, which worries me because the networks don’t maintain baby led weaning complete libraries, and these bits might be lost forever. So if you happen to have them on video, baby led weaning please post them on YouTube and send me the link. Future generations need to see how mass media has evolved over the decades. baby led weaning More importantly, baby led weaning we need evidence that we really saw what we think we saw, and were not just hallucinating.
1. Charlie Arceo the movie reviewer with a speech impediment (ngongo) saying “Ang pelikulang ito ay bulok.” 2. Babette Villaruel the movie reporter who did neck rolls for added emphasis 3. Divina Valencia hitting talent manager Rey de la Cruz on the head with a microphone 4. Inday Badiday asking a lost child, “Kilala baby led weaning mo ba ako? Ano’ng pangalan ko?” and the lost child saying, “Opo. Bakla.” 5. The classic Eat Bulaga quiz question, “Ano ang common name ng NaCl?” 6. Any of the Alma Moreno-LoveliNess stories that were true (Many of them were recycled Ricky Belmonte jokes). 7. See-True interview with the woman who gave birth to a fish.
During the break from a film shooting, Odette Khan noticed na dinadaan-daanan lang siya nu’ng bagets na nagse-serve ng coffee. Na-offend si Odette — imagine ‘yung mga baguhan na nasa set ay pinagsisilbihan nitong batang ito, samantalang siyang institusyon na ay nilalampas-lampasan baby led weaning lang. Tinawag ng lola n’yo ‘yung bagets. “Kilala mo ba kung sino ako?” Odette proudly baby led weaning asked.
The following day, break time nanaman. This time super-asikaso ang bagets kay Odette. Flattered and lola n’yo. “O,” natutuwang sabi nito sa bata, “kilala mo na ba kung sino ako?”
*chuckling -Joe Quirino introducing Ms. Jean Saburit -Alma Moreno’s dancers sometimes wore compact disks as accessories (Imagine how excited they must have been when CD-R King opened at the turn of the century) -Ike Lozada’s rendition of “Mad baby led weaning World” # 5 ampei Says: April 2nd, 2007 at 14:15
Shell’s center forward Philip baby led weaning Cezar was playing and snared a rebound, and in one of the classic slip-ups in sports commentating history, Joe, meaning to say ‘the elongated tentacles of Philip Cezar’ said instead, to a nation-wide audience, ‘the elongated baby led weaning testicles of Philip Cezar.’ Silence followed for several seconds before his partner took over while Joe probably tried to regain his poise. # 7 River_Wilde8869 Says: April 2nd, 2007 at 20:54
Yes, I do remember Babet Villaruel doing that 360-degree neck-and-eyeball-roll and the OST “Say say say, what you want…” (forgot the song and artist, pasensiya matanda na hehe) ; and yes, of course the head-bashing incident involving the feisty Divina V and Rey dela Cruz.
Now, I don’t know if anybody baby led weaning remembers Donita Rose’s audition for That’s Entertainment. I think she was doing this Madonna number when all of a sudden her bustier slipped; of course, lo and behold her endowments debuted on TV for a couple of seconds. That was a first on TV, I guess, as it came way way before Janet Jackson’s celebrated busty slip with JT. # 8 ampei Says: April 3rd, 2007 at 09:11
In Archie Lacson’s dance show, a similar thing happened to the younger sister of Maan Hontiveros, while doing a disco number, showing molehills instead. # 9 teddyramos Says: April 3rd, 2007 at 23:38
Then some more treasures from “See-Tru”: 1. Madam Elma, on being asked what’s so special about her: “Bumobohay baby led weaning ako ng patay!” 2. Lala Montelibano’s encounter with her alleged mother. 3. Rene Mariano’s annual New Year predictions (none of which ever came true, I think).
Classic Pinoy commercials: baby led weaning 1. Pepsodent: “Lasang baby led weaning bebelgam.” 2. The Isko/”Eh, di ibalik ang sweti” commercial. 3. “Ibalik baby led weaning n’yo ako sa Pilipinas!!!” government commercial on OFWs in the late 70s.
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